“I’m a private person.”
This was the response I received from a dude I dated two years ago when I asked why he didn’t have a social networking page. He went on to explain how, because of his job, he needed to keep a low profile and how anyone can find out anything from someone’s online networking page. I didn’t think that people were stupid enough to put out any information that could potentially be harmful to themselves or anyone else. Okay, I’ll bite. Until he kept it going, including how much he hated social networking sites, just hated them.
Red flag.
But, I thought he was cute ( my girl friend assured me he really wasn't) and I was going through a “desperation” phase in my dating practices where I’d lowered my standards to include guys who were obviously shady. Meaning, rarely did we go out in public, no PDA, I paid for myself and although there were a lot of plans made, none of them happened. Don’t look at me like that we’ve all done it, some of us more than once. Anyway, I continued to see this guy for about two months before I found out why he didn’t like the social networking scene.
One night, a friend took photos of the guy and I together. I posted the picture up as my profile photo on my Facebook page. Why not? I looked good in the picture and that almost never happens. When I told him about it, he seemed nervous and that attitude should have prepared me for what came next.
His wife messaged me online and asked me why I had a photo of her husband and me on my page. Well that would explain why he didn’t have an online presence: much harder to creep on your wife that way. It didn’t stop at his wife, though. A few other girls also wrote me on Facebook to ask if he and I were dating because he was ‘dating’ them, too.
“No, ladies, he was a mistake that apparently his wife and I have in common.”
It happened one other time with another married guy who decided he not only hated the Internet, but all technology except television and automobiles. His wife hacked his e-mail and called me at work. She and her three kids lived in another state while her husband was training in my town. The difference with this one is that we had already broken up months before when he met me for coffee and introduced me to the girl he was cheating on me with. Yes, that happened. She did have a Facebook and a Myspace and wrote me from both.
Moral of the story, you ask? Anyone who hates social networking or technology in general probably has a shady reason for why they feel that way. Whether they are married, have a boyfriend/girlfriend or just play the field, having a presence on a social network makes your world smaller and increases the chances of being busted. Think about it, at some point, friend lists cross over and before you know it, there are less than six degrees of separation between one person to the next. It’s much harder to be an anonymous douche bag when someone knows someone who knows someone who might know you.
That means, the chick who has say … over 2,000 friends will probably have at least three of the girls any particular guy is playing. In other words, if a guy wants to pretend to date me while hooking up with other girls, at some point his photo or mention of his name will appear on my social page. It pops up in the network feed, those girls will see it and BAM, busted. Works with chicks, too. I’ve seen girls get tagged in photos depicting them in compromising situations with dudes that were not their boyfriend – on a night they were supposedly staying in because they were sick. Busted.
With so many people making a presence for themselves on various Internet social scenes, it’s getting hard to deny relationship status and hide creeper activities. Facebook, Twitter and MySpace has brought out the narcissist in society, so updates, blogs and notes are illustrated with photo proof. No denying what or who you did the night before. I call these sites ‘stalker friendly.’ Suspicious? It’s just as telling as going through a person’s phone. Google their name and if they are tagged in a photo on any site, their picture will pop up, even if they don’t have a page.
It’s weird for someone to not have a page online. But, I will acknowledge that there are those who just don’t have the time to waste online because they have busy, real world lives interacting with actual human beings and going to a non-virtual café to hang out with folks and not instant message them. The social network should be a supplement to real life relationships and friendships; proof that you are married/hooked up, are well liked (evidenced by a growing friend list) and are having a good time. Instead, it’s a place feared by cheaters and loved by stalkers.
For me, it’s a place where I find out the men I’m dating are married.