Chick Norris App: A not so great idea that I like

I downloaded the Army of Darkness app with some of my fave quotes from the movie that I can never remember. I must have played with it for a half hour trying to figure out how to turn them into ringtones. Then I had the most awesome idea ever: the Chick Norris app. It would sport the NunChicks artwork and inside would be a montage of my signature expressions and faces to illustrate some of my more frequently used phrases:



Seriously??


Really.


I'm a total font whore.


Doing it Terminator style.



Good luck with that.


If you're asking me the question, you already know the answer.



Get it.


Because I said so.


Yes, I'm like rocket science.

Listen up knuckleheads. See this? This is my graphics TABLET!



Don't be a douche.



Girly bits, naughty bits ...sexy bitch.

I don't do domesticated s**t.


Chick Norris ... like Chuck Norris, minus the excessive body hair.

Nunchicks. Deadlier than nunchucks.




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